Suspiciously Enough, MxO subways have the same layout as the DC Metro

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If you print that map, fold it in quarters, cut along the middle, unfold it, turn it upside down, punch yourself in the face, put on someone else's glasses (strong prescription for best effect), and stare at it with your eyes crossed for 10 minutes, you get a headache. Trust me, it works.